lagi rame majalah Tempo edisi : Rekening Gendut Perwira Polisi . tentang penelusuran ppatk terhadap polisi2 yang punya rekening yang BESAR wkwkwkwk wah duit darimana tuh ya?
ceritanya wah katanya di tukang2 majalah udah ditarik peredaranya, ada yang udah punya majalahnya atau dowload diari mana gitu? biasanya sih bakal muncul di internet kayak buku gurita cikeas waktu itu (yang ternyata basi abis isinya).
menurut pribadi gue udah lah pak polisi mendingan jujur aja, mari kita mulai lagi dengan awal yang bersih, apalagi mau ganti kapolri kan? ya udah lah mendingan sekalian introspeksi diri lah biar masyarakat percaya lagi ama polisi. kalo masyarakat udah nggak percaya ama kalian, kita mau percaya ama siapa lagi? because like it or not you're our last line of defence.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
awas modus penipuan baru !! ceritanya begini:
mr.X : ini rumah bapak agung ?
gue: iya betul
mr.X : mau ngasih tau kalo bapak agungnya kecelakaan di daerah XX
gue : ( nengok ke arah bokap yang lagi makan biskuit..) OH YAAAAA? terus gimana pak?
mr.X: ini coba hubungin aja nomer ini 721XXXX
gue: OHHH TIDAAAAAAAAAAK , PAPAAAAAKU!!!!!!! hik hik
mr.X : tuuuut tuuuut tuuut
ati ati kalo ada skenario begitu, biasa nya setelah anda menelpon dia balik anda akan disuruh mentransfer uang ke rekening yang dia berikan, apa yang harus anda perbuat:
1. langsung telpon hp / no kantor orang yang dibilang "kecelakaan" tadi, cek kebenaran beritanya
2. lapor ke polisi biar orang lain tidak jadi korban, sertakan no telpon yang dia suruh hubungi tadi, kalau bisa sertakan nomer rekening yang dia suruh anda transfer kesitu , karena non telp mungkin dia bisa gonta ganti dan pake identitas palsu, tapi kalo rekening bank itu pasti terlacak.
mr.X : ini rumah bapak agung ?
gue: iya betul
mr.X : mau ngasih tau kalo bapak agungnya kecelakaan di daerah XX
gue : ( nengok ke arah bokap yang lagi makan biskuit..) OH YAAAAA? terus gimana pak?
mr.X: ini coba hubungin aja nomer ini 721XXXX
gue: OHHH TIDAAAAAAAAAAK , PAPAAAAAKU!!!!!!! hik hik
mr.X : tuuuut tuuuut tuuut
ati ati kalo ada skenario begitu, biasa nya setelah anda menelpon dia balik anda akan disuruh mentransfer uang ke rekening yang dia berikan, apa yang harus anda perbuat:
1. langsung telpon hp / no kantor orang yang dibilang "kecelakaan" tadi, cek kebenaran beritanya
2. lapor ke polisi biar orang lain tidak jadi korban, sertakan no telpon yang dia suruh hubungi tadi, kalau bisa sertakan nomer rekening yang dia suruh anda transfer kesitu , karena non telp mungkin dia bisa gonta ganti dan pake identitas palsu, tapi kalo rekening bank itu pasti terlacak.
Monday, June 14, 2010
No use crying over spilt oil
i have a new film called " No use crying over spilt oil " its about the oil spill of mexico gulf.
starring : Barrack Obama
Robert Dudley
Random Scientist Guy
Dick Chenney

http://www.alighthouse.com/friend329.html
starring : Barrack Obama
Robert Dudley
Random Scientist Guy
Dick Chenney

http://www.alighthouse.com/friend329.html
Saturday, May 29, 2010
hey guys :D
so for all of u who's been wondering what ive been up to.. hmm lets see...
1. i teach 3d animation in a public school now. it feels weird when i was in school i was the trouble maker kind, skip schools, smoke in school, etc and now i'm a teacher... karma.. damn u...
2. making ecards for alighthouse.com. i make few animations every week for an ecard site if u wanna check out my animations you should check out alighthouse.com they got some cool ecards there, ive been making animations for them since a few years ago
3. no more membawa maut ? well i did make pemilu membawa maut last year, it's the most watch animation of mine with almost 70.000 views go google it or go to cokbun's youtube after that theres no more new animations but be patient im working on a mini episodes of membawa maut series , should be fun.
4. getting married? yes i am getting married soon, just bought a ring yesterday :) my wife is awesome.
1. i teach 3d animation in a public school now. it feels weird when i was in school i was the trouble maker kind, skip schools, smoke in school, etc and now i'm a teacher... karma.. damn u...
2. making ecards for alighthouse.com. i make few animations every week for an ecard site if u wanna check out my animations you should check out alighthouse.com they got some cool ecards there, ive been making animations for them since a few years ago
3. no more membawa maut ? well i did make pemilu membawa maut last year, it's the most watch animation of mine with almost 70.000 views go google it or go to cokbun's youtube after that theres no more new animations but be patient im working on a mini episodes of membawa maut series , should be fun.
4. getting married? yes i am getting married soon, just bought a ring yesterday :) my wife is awesome.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
nomor telepon polisi
Ditodong? dicopet? pala digetok botol bir? laporin polisi aja !
nih nomernya:
Kapolres Jakarta Timur Kombes Hassanudin 021.68681985 / 8191476
Wakapolres Jakarta Timur AKBP Herry Purnomo 08161403749
Kabag Operasi AKBP Kuncoro Yakti 08161828557/70998557
Kabag Binamitra AKBP Sumardi 081398218999
Kabag Min AKBP Sumbono 0818187605
Kasat Intelkam Kompol Sumarman 08161113472
Kasat Reskrim Kompol Roycke Harry Langie 08128949494
Kasat Narkoba Kompol Gembong Yudha 0818181695
Kasat Samapta Kompol L. Sutardi 0818704957
Kasat Lantas AKP I Wayan Gede Ardana 081573014999
Kapolsek Pasar Rebo Kompol Suhartono 087880083967
Kapolsek Pulogadung Kompol P. Simarmata 081811175131
Kapolsek Cakung Kompol Yayat Popon 081382861995
Kaspolsek Ciracas Kompol Ngadiya 0818795174
Kapolsek Duren Sawit Kompol Titik Setyowati 0811184810
Kapolsek Kramat Jati Kompol Patar L Touran 081380541959
Kapolsek Jatinegara AKP Sriyanto 08159585257
Kapolsek Cipayung Kompol Suwandi 081388766222
Kapolsek Makassar AKP Senen 08129447555
"Silakan Anda hubungi kami apabila Anda melihat atau menjadi korban premanisme. Telepon kami 24 jam," ujar Kapolres Jakarta Timur, Kombes Hassanudin
Monday, October 13, 2008
obama animation
anyway it was fun doing this animation, to bad we didn't use the original lyrics, " the japanese called it erection, but in america, it is election " sama " if your drinking tequilla, this song might sounds like the thriller " etc. well at least yg obama yang dipotong bijinya ama jessee jackson masih dibolehin. watch it !!! or i'll kick your ass!
Langsung liat aja disini
Monday, September 8, 2008
lowongan kerja flash
dicari animator & ilustrator sakti. gaji besar, boleh download bokep di jam kerja atau ditinggal semaleman
perusahaan e learning di BSD membutuhkan flash animator (bukan AS programmer) yang sakti dan mau bekerja keras.
gaji 2-3 jt
kirim cv dan portfolio ke email cokbun2001@yahoo.com or
Komplek Golden Boulevard, Blok E No. 37
Jl. Pahlawan Seribu, BSD City
Tangerang 15322, Indonesia
perusahaan e learning di BSD membutuhkan flash animator (bukan AS programmer) yang sakti dan mau bekerja keras.
gaji 2-3 jt
kirim cv dan portfolio ke email cokbun2001@yahoo.com or
Komplek Golden Boulevard, Blok E No. 37
Jl. Pahlawan Seribu, BSD City
Tangerang 15322, Indonesia
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Today
Hari ini gue liat ada ibu ama 2 anaknya yg masih 2 taunan ama 1 yg masih bayi tinggal di bawah fly over utan kayu. Hari ini gue liat bapak2 seumur bokap gue jalan2 di tengah-tengah jalan raya dilaluin mobil2 n motor yg lg kenceng. Tadi pertama kalinya gue lihat orang chinese ngamen di bis kota. Hari ini gue lihat banyak hal. Terlalu banyak.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
shit happens, gitu loh
Banyak hal yang terjadi ama gue akhir2 ini some are good, some are bad.. Well most are bad, actually. Like losing my job, getting dumped by a girl, lost my money, somebody tried to kill me, and i blame it all on my luck. I feel like i'm cursed or something. I feel like i'm the unluckiest guy in the universe...
Well maybe i am unlucky.. But i't doesn't mean i have to become a loser because of it
if i give up and blaming it on luck, without trying to change my luck, change my life. I'd be a stupid asshole. I't funny... ' Change my life ' di tangan kanan gue tertulis kayak gitu padahal.. How could've i forgotten about it until now
Actually i feel kind of lucky to be me. I have a good life. I'm living my dreams. It's hard sometimes. But it's challenging. and there is still so much i wanna do, i want to write a book, i wanna teach people the joy of animating, i wanna finish sevenseal, i want to make cheerleader man, garbage man project.
Well maybe i am unlucky.. But i't doesn't mean i have to become a loser because of it
if i give up and blaming it on luck, without trying to change my luck, change my life. I'd be a stupid asshole. I't funny... ' Change my life ' di tangan kanan gue tertulis kayak gitu padahal.. How could've i forgotten about it until now
Actually i feel kind of lucky to be me. I have a good life. I'm living my dreams. It's hard sometimes. But it's challenging. and there is still so much i wanna do, i want to write a book, i wanna teach people the joy of animating, i wanna finish sevenseal, i want to make cheerleader man, garbage man project.
Cheerleader man
gue lagi nulis cerita baru.. Judulnya cheerleader man, ceritanya tentang seorang salesman asuransi, yang diberi kekuatan super oleh peri, untuk menyelamatkan anaknya.
ini cerita yg sangat manusiawi banget, dan punya pesan moral , that is.. heroes are not always some handsome, macho man wearing tight pants and masks, sometimes heroes are just ordinary people like you & me..
Tunggu tanggal mainya yaa
ini cerita yg sangat manusiawi banget, dan punya pesan moral , that is.. heroes are not always some handsome, macho man wearing tight pants and masks, sometimes heroes are just ordinary people like you & me..
Tunggu tanggal mainya yaa
the reason
udah beberapa minggu sejak gue keluar dari sana. Apa gue nyesel keluar dari sana ? nggak. Kerjaan ini dari awal emang udah nggak normal. Ditambah lagi pihak perusahaan yg nggak ngerti kondisi. Gue udah beri yg terbaik.mereka nggak bisa terima, ya sudah...
Gue nggak mau jadi org yg terobsesi kerjaan. gue nggak mau ditinggalin org2 di sekitar gue karena gue terlalu sibuk. Gue bikin animasi buat ditonton orang-orang , bukan buat gue sendiri.
Gue lagi nyari jawaban kenapa gue jadi animator. pertama gue pikir karena gue dendam sama seseorang yang nganggep gue sampah. Dan gue ingin ngebuktiin kalo dia salah. Tapi lama2 itu jadi nggak penting.lama kelamaan gue sadar apa yg gue rasa sewaktu gue bikin film animasi. Lo pernah nggak ketika elo bikin joke terus orang2 pada ketawa? Atau lo bikin makanan terus org2 pada nyobain dan bilang enak? Ada serpihan2 kebagiaan yg tersebar , yg gue sebar ke orang2,dan serpihan2 itu balik ke gue.
Dan satu lagi alesan gw bikin animasi. Gue punya keponakan.dia suka sama animasi2 gue. Dan sewaktu dia ditanya orang tuanya cita2nya apa, dia jawab. kalo udah gede pengen jadi animator kayak gue... Itu hal termanis yang pernah gue denger....
Gue nggak mau jadi org yg terobsesi kerjaan. gue nggak mau ditinggalin org2 di sekitar gue karena gue terlalu sibuk. Gue bikin animasi buat ditonton orang-orang , bukan buat gue sendiri.
Gue lagi nyari jawaban kenapa gue jadi animator. pertama gue pikir karena gue dendam sama seseorang yang nganggep gue sampah. Dan gue ingin ngebuktiin kalo dia salah. Tapi lama2 itu jadi nggak penting.lama kelamaan gue sadar apa yg gue rasa sewaktu gue bikin film animasi. Lo pernah nggak ketika elo bikin joke terus orang2 pada ketawa? Atau lo bikin makanan terus org2 pada nyobain dan bilang enak? Ada serpihan2 kebagiaan yg tersebar , yg gue sebar ke orang2,dan serpihan2 itu balik ke gue.
Dan satu lagi alesan gw bikin animasi. Gue punya keponakan.dia suka sama animasi2 gue. Dan sewaktu dia ditanya orang tuanya cita2nya apa, dia jawab. kalo udah gede pengen jadi animator kayak gue... Itu hal termanis yang pernah gue denger....
good bye.....
gue punya temen baek, his name was john(o).. We hangout a lot. He's a nice guy.. He didn't have no education. His parents weren't so lucky.. & also He wasn't very smart to work. So he became a drug dealer. Months pass by he said " dude when u come here ? " i said " later dog, i got much to do " . weeks pass by he said " dude when u come here ? " i said " later dog, i still got much to do. ". a week later i called him, ask him to hangout . his brother pick up the phone and said " john died last week. "
gue menang....
gue menang hellofest kemaren....
ternyata hal yang lo impi2in terasa biasa aja setelah elo dapet. bukannya gue ungratefull atas achievement gue. atau mungkin karena hadiahnya nggak seheboh promosinya.. cuma.. gue sekarang jadi bingung mau kemanakah gue ? tau deh lagi bingung gue.. mungkin pala gue perlu digetok dulu pake botol bir
ternyata hal yang lo impi2in terasa biasa aja setelah elo dapet. bukannya gue ungratefull atas achievement gue. atau mungkin karena hadiahnya nggak seheboh promosinya.. cuma.. gue sekarang jadi bingung mau kemanakah gue ? tau deh lagi bingung gue.. mungkin pala gue perlu digetok dulu pake botol bir
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
FROM THE DESK OF COKBUN
--- gideon elijah 5532600 wrote:
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FROM THE DESK OF MR GIDEON ELIJAH.
BILLS AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
DEAR FRIEND,
I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US $30M DOLLARS (THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS) INAN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER (ENGR. STEVEN MOORE FROM AUSTRALIAN) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2004 IN A PLANE CRASH.
SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLINGS AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEYREMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER FOUR YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FORIEGN ACCOUNT , 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME THEREAFTER, I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU ARRANGED,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAILTHE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION . I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.REPLY TO MY PRIVATE Email;Gideonelijah3@yahoo.com.
TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
GIDEON ELIJAH
Cokbun wrote : SUCK MY BALLS YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT.
( Masih ada aja org yg nipu kayak gini.. Cape deeh.. )
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FROM THE DESK OF MR GIDEON ELIJAH.
BILLS AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
DEAR FRIEND,
I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US $30M DOLLARS (THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS) INAN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER (ENGR. STEVEN MOORE FROM AUSTRALIAN) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULLY 2004 IN A PLANE CRASH.
SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLINGS AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEYREMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER FOUR YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FORIEGN ACCOUNT , 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME THEREAFTER, I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU ARRANGED,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAILTHE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION . I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.REPLY TO MY PRIVATE Email;Gideonelijah3@yahoo.com.
TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
GIDEON ELIJAH
Cokbun wrote : SUCK MY BALLS YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT.
( Masih ada aja org yg nipu kayak gini.. Cape deeh.. )
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Apaa? Internet mau disensor?
Wat the hell? Di afghanistan aja ga begitu deh.. Ini mah balik ke jaman orde baru namanya.. Apa berarti gue harus bertutur kata sopan? Apa gw ga bisa majang foto bugil gue sendiri? Dimana hak asasii? Dimanaaa?
Monday, March 17, 2008
lumpur membawa maut !!!! ( film nya )
cokbun present lumpur membawa maut
cokbun present lumpur membawa maut
cokbun present lumpur membawa maut
Sunday, March 16, 2008
lumpur membawa maut
tutorial flash coming soon
bentar lagi gue mau ngeluarin tutorial flash, kayaknya sih bakal gue upload and gue link ke blog ini, stay tuned agi sibuk banget soalnya bikin lumpur membawa maut
menang
gue menang hellofest kemaren.... tapi kok rasanya biasa aja ya?
ternyata hal yang lo impi2in terasa biasa aja setelah elo dapet. bukannya gue ungratefull atas achievement gue. atau mungkin karena hadiahnya nggak seheboh promosinya..cuma voucher video editing seharga 15 juta,dan gak laku2 gue jual.. cuma.. gue sekarang jadi bingung mau kemanakah gue ? tau deh lagi bingung gue.. mungkin pala gue perlu digetok dulu pake botol bir
ternyata hal yang lo impi2in terasa biasa aja setelah elo dapet. bukannya gue ungratefull atas achievement gue. atau mungkin karena hadiahnya nggak seheboh promosinya..cuma voucher video editing seharga 15 juta,dan gak laku2 gue jual.. cuma.. gue sekarang jadi bingung mau kemanakah gue ? tau deh lagi bingung gue.. mungkin pala gue perlu digetok dulu pake botol bir
Curhat animator 1
awalnya gue diatawarin job animasi,buat serial tv... Menurut gue " wow... Serial tv nih.. Gilee, ini yg gue impi-impiin selama ini. Dan langsung gua accept kerjaan itu. Dengan berbagai kondisi yang nggak menguntungkan. budget yg 1/4 kali normal untuk animasi,klien yang (maap) cacat mental. tenaga kerja yg belum ada sama sekali. Fasilitas juga pas2 an. Dan gue belum pernah membuat animasi untuk tv,jadi spec2 nya seperti apa gue juga nggak ngerti. Dan informasi nya masih sgt blur tentang itu..gue bilang " let's do this shit" Gue keluar dari kerjaan lama dan loncat ke proyek ini. Okay. pertama running gue bilang " gue butuh animator" dan gue cari lah. Temen2 gue, bekas murid kursus gue, sampe beks partner gue. Semuanya nolak... Dan gue mengerjakan semua kerjaan animasi sendirian, apa yg mestinya kerjaan 5 orang animator. Lantas masuklah truly. Satu2 nya orang yang gw anggep sanggup jadi partner gue dan jadilah 2 orang animator yg bekerja... Setelah scheduling. Terhitunglah bahwa kita harus membuat 1 episode durasi 15 menit dalam 3 hari. Suatu hitungan yang nggak masuk akal.. Ahkirnya gue dapet sebuah sistem dimana dengan 3 hari jadi 1 episode. Dengan beban kerja yang gila2an .... Dan untungnya semuanya sanggup kerja kyk begitu.. Cuma beban terberat dipanggul asisten gue, truly ,yang dia mesti kuliah malemnya..
to be continued...
to be continued...
sidang pertama gw...
Gue tadi sidang, jadi saksi n korban kasus pencurian dengan kekerasan. tersangkanya 3 bajingan yang ngerampok gue di angkot waktu itu.ini udah beberapa bulan setelah kejadian jadi si perampok2 itu udah di sel berbulan2. dan verdictnya juga masih nunggu lagi. ya udah gue ceritain aja ke hakim gimana kejadianya gitu kan.. rese.. orang2 kayak gitu mendingan ga usah idup aja sekalian. Fiuh tegang juga duduk di bangku sidang. tapi setelah sidang ada 1 orang tua salah satu tersangka yg minta maaf sama gue... Tadi sebelum kasus gue ada kasus ibu2 umur 60 an yg jualan ganja, soalnya jualan nasi uduk nggak cukup buat ngidupin keluarganya.. Just trying to survive is such a difficult thing these days.. Kenapa ibu itu mesti ditangkep? siapa sih yang salah? apa sih yang salah ?
hore inul masul final hellofest!!

Yipee film gue dangdut membawa maut masuk final hellofest.
apaan sih hellofest? hellofest adalah lomba animasi & sort film se-indonesia pesertanya dari yg junior sampe yg filmnya udah pernah tayang di bioskop. dan film gue masuk final YAAAAAAAAAAY . mudah2 an menang.. kalo gue menang gw bisa cuti 5 taun gak usah nyari kerja huahahahahaha
Saturday, March 15, 2008
virgin coconut oil
So ada temen kantor cewek gue nii dia baru merid, trus dia curhat.. Katanya malem pertamanya gagal soalnya istrinya ga bisa di ' penetrasi ' dianya masih perawan gitu kan. Trus ada temenya ngasih saran ' pake pelumas aja mas ' ( namanya v gel atau apalah ) trus udah kan, si suami pergi ke apotik.. Trus dia minta v gel gitu. Dia sempet bingung kan barangnya kyk apa, si mbak2nya juga bingung dia maunya apa. Eh sama mbak2nya bukanya v gel malah dikasihnya VCO !! Trus sama suaminya dipake pula !! Hwahahahahahaha mentang 2 namanya '' Virgin '' Coconut Oil kali ya? Gue kebayang dia lagi ngolesin vco ke barangnya.. HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thursday, March 13, 2008
begadang jangan begadaaang
Nginep di kantor lagi... Emang ginilah yg namanya animator kali ya?.... Perlu kratingdeng nih..
Uuhuk2 kbanyakan ngeroko nih. Gile badan gw drop bgt skrg ya?, must be old age.. Episode 1 hampir kelar &it took me 1 week to finish ..shit.. Were way off schedule.... Now what...
O iye gue blom cerita soal asisten gue... Dia mahasiswi S2 perbankan namanya true..... she's an interesting one, semangatnya ngelampauin gue.. Hihi mungkin gue mesti belajar dari dia...
Akhirnya orderan jadi 13 episode..
Saisho kara muri desunee... ayo mari kita bantai 13 episode.
Post production merepotkan emang, mana software convertor flash ke broadcast masih susah dicari.. Entah knp swf 2 avinya cuma mau render sampe setengah doang.... Skrg lg ngerjain episode 2. Lg compositing. Abis itu animating abis itu sync. Jadi deh... Target. Sabtu kelar.. Ntar nginep lagi.. Cokbun,cokbun, dimanakah dikau......
Uuhuk2 kbanyakan ngeroko nih. Gile badan gw drop bgt skrg ya?, must be old age.. Episode 1 hampir kelar &it took me 1 week to finish ..shit.. Were way off schedule.... Now what...
O iye gue blom cerita soal asisten gue... Dia mahasiswi S2 perbankan namanya true..... she's an interesting one, semangatnya ngelampauin gue.. Hihi mungkin gue mesti belajar dari dia...
Akhirnya orderan jadi 13 episode..
Saisho kara muri desunee... ayo mari kita bantai 13 episode.
Post production merepotkan emang, mana software convertor flash ke broadcast masih susah dicari.. Entah knp swf 2 avinya cuma mau render sampe setengah doang.... Skrg lg ngerjain episode 2. Lg compositing. Abis itu animating abis itu sync. Jadi deh... Target. Sabtu kelar.. Ntar nginep lagi.. Cokbun,cokbun, dimanakah dikau......
near death experience
this happens like 2 months ago.... Gw abis ktm klien jam 7 an di citos, trus blk jam 9 lwt dr sana, ampe dpk jam 10.30. Trus gw nyegat angkot,di dlm ada 4 org, 2 di dpn & 2 di blk.trus gw duduk di sbrg pintu, trus angkotnya jln. Nyetel house music knceng bgt. Trus pas di hermina tb2 yg di blkg nyergap gw sambil nodong tusukan es atau semacamnya ke perut gw. Gw ngelawan sambil brsha turun, tp tangan gw dipeganging. Gw triak " bang, stop, bang! " tp malah jalan terus, kenceng lagi.. Gw udah setengah badan di luar,kaki gw udah seok2 di aspal tp tangan & tas gw tetep dipegangin, sambil yg satunya nusuk2in gue kayak gw anjing aja. Akhirnya gw nekat, sekuat tenaga loncat ke luar, supaya gw gak jatoh di tengah jalan & dilindes, gue jatoh dengan sukses dan guling2 di aspal dengan senangnya. And gw berenti setelah gw nabrak sisi trotoar dgn keras, ( mungkin iga gw retak disitu.. ) and gw langsung berdiri gue liatin itu angkot dgn gerem,mobilnya ngilang gitu aja kayak gak ada kjdian apa2... sehabis itu gue ngecek kondisi gue. gue liat semua berdarah dr kaki sampe atas, plg parah dada gw yg kena tusuk, darahnya ngucur banyak bgt,muka gue beset kena aspal. baju gw udah jadi kain pel sobek & penuh drh gw udah sempoyongan tp gw masih sadar. Selanjutnya gue nyegat taksi ga mau brnti, nyegat angkot tp stlh ngeliat gw angkotnya lgsng kabur. Akhirnya ada angkot kosong ,gw naek n blg bang tlg bang ke kompleks, gw abis dirampok, gw kasih 7000, dijln gw nelp rumah. Nyokap yg ngangkat, " ma eri abis ditodong, siapin perban sama aer anget", gw cm pengen tidur wkt itu, taunya di dpn rumah ada bokap ama ren,gw lgsung dibonceng ke klinik trdekat. Darah masih ngucur dr badan gw, lukanya dibersihin & diperban, kondisi gw udah kayak eileen nya silent hill4 . ren( kakak gw ) trus nanya 2 gue, gw jawab " ren , i can't talk right now, shut up " dia tawa2 setidaknya gw masih bisa nyela pikirnya kali,trus dia cabut lapor polisi 10 mnt kmdn polisi2 dateng, gue ditanya2 ciri2 org & mobilnya, gw cerita yg gue inget, selebihnya burem cause it happened so fast. Sehabis itu gw pikir gw udah bisa pulang, tp gw harus di suntik tetanus & di jahit dadanya yg bolong ( kt dokter senjatanya masuk 4 cm an, untung kenanya miring kalo lurus paru2 gw yg kena.. And gw mungkin udah... ) next gue dibawa ke Rs bakti yudha. Disana gw liat ada org kecelakaan motor, yg nyetir mati yg dibonceng selamet. Trus ada org jatoh dr kereta. Dia mati. Gw liat jenazahnya dibawa ngelewatin gue. Gw berpikir betapa banyak nya org kehilangan nyawa hari ini, dan untungnya gw masih hidup. Untung.... Gw disuntik 6 kali & dada gw dijahit 2 tempat. Tiba2 polisinya dtg, ktnya dia udah nangkep mobilnya & gw diminta nge identifikasi ,stlh dirawat gw dibawa ke polsek, naik mobil polisi ( kali ini bukan sebagai tersangka... ) pas nyampe gue ditunjukin orgnya ,udah bengep2 gak karuan, untung jeleknya masih gue inget! Hihi, krn dia nengok & nanya jam ke gue. Dia yg duduk di depan, samping supir. " bener nih pa, ni orangnya!'' ren lgsung nonjokin beklkl, kalo tgn gue gak sakit udah gue heat blast muka dia. ancur tu orang, langsung bonyok,polisinya jg mukulin ada yg pake tangan lah, gesper, ada yg pake kaki " aaaaah , instant karma.... Just add water ". Agak kasian sih ngeliat nya... Agak... Ntar dengan muka yg tersisa dia gak akan bisa punya pcr... Paling merid ama temen satu selnya ntar... Huhahahaha. trus gw ditunjukin mobilnya, '' bener pak ini mobilnya!'' bakbukbakbug, tu orang digebukin lagi.. Horee.. Andai tangan gw sehat, satu aja..gemes gue , terus dia dikorek ama polis, ketauan yg 2 lagi, namanya har sama acong. Diuber lah mrk, sayang blom dapet ampe skrg. Trus gw bikin BAP, buat ntar bakal disidangin, gw disana ampe jam 4, si kenek berkali2 gw liat dgebukin, and pala nya dimasukin ke tas plastik.. Hehe puas... Belom sih ampe ketemu org yg nusuk gw, it' not over... See you in hell, bitches.
ps hari ini 8 mei bakalan di sidangin... ntar gue kasih tau verdictnya
ps hari ini 8 mei bakalan di sidangin... ntar gue kasih tau verdictnya
what is it with people these days
jd gini ni ceritanya gue lg bikin animasi, trus gue cari2 animator lah buat bantuin proyek gue. interview2 dapet satu orang...... baru masuk hari pertama dia udah resign..... i was like "oookeeeey.." interview2 lagi ... hari kedua dia udah resign.... "i was like son of a..." interview2 lagi ... hari ketiga dia ngilang entah kemana, ditelponin gak bisa.. i was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH !!!!" dan sampai 7 orang mereka semua kabur ,( sumpe gak boong ). yeeeee kalo nggak niat kerja ya jangan ngelamar lah ,monyet.. pada kenapa sih anak2 sekarang ... nggak tau sopan santun banget.
pindahan
hahaha mau pindah rumah nih blog gw. Tadinya dari friendster trus kesini deh. Gw coba cari cokbun.blogspot.com Eh! Udah ada yg pake ! Kampret. Pas gw selidikin ternyata gw sendiri yg buat 5 taun yg lalu.. Damn you past cokbun.. Ya udah terpaksa bikin baru cokbunz.blogspot.com so tar gw pindahin dulu blog dari friendster kemari. See you
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